Iron Golems!!! >.<

[cyclone]

Yes this is kind of long, But honestly...in my opinion, worth reading..Also..I hate Iron Golems...
'Vows to kill every single one he meets from now on..And make that check to get the fuck out of the way when it falls..'





[06:05] <Raptor> CYCLONE DEFEATS THE GOLEM
[06:05] <Raptor> HOWEVER
[06:05] <Raptor> HIS ASS IS STUCK UNDER A GOLEM
[06:05] <Raptor> ROLL STR AND BEAT 27
[06:05] <Roflcopter> Raptor rolled STR AND BEAT 27 --> error: malformed expression
[06:05] * Cyclone tries to lift it up
[06:05] <Cyclone> str mod right?
[06:05] <Raptor> YEP
[06:05] <Cyclone> roll d20=8
[06:05] <Roflcopter> Cyclone rolled d20=8 --> error: malformed expression
[06:05] <Cyclone> roll d20+8
[06:05] <Roflcopter> Cyclone rolled d20+8 --> [ 1d20=13 ]{21}
[06:05] <Raptor> HIS ASS CANT GET OUT
[06:05] * Cyclone tries again
[06:05] * Autumn_Rains shakes her pom pons "Sis boom bah!"
[06:06] <Cyclone> roll d20+8
[06:06] <Raptor> roll 4d6+17
[06:06] <Roflcopter> Cyclone rolled d20+8 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{13}
[06:06] <Roflcopter> Raptor rolled 4d6+17 --> [ 4d6=14 ]{31}
[06:06] <Raptor> I DID NOT SAY GO
[06:06] <Cyclone> DamN! >>
[06:06] * Raptor SLAOS
[06:06] <Raptor> EITHER WAY
[06:06] <Raptor> YOU FAILED
[06:06] <Cyclone> Lol >>
[06:06] <Cyclone> health check? >>
[06:06] <Raptor> 21
[06:06] * Cyclone tries to lift it again before he fucking dies
[06:06] <Raptor> ROLL AGAIN TO GET IT OFF YOU
[06:06] <Roflcopter> Raptor rolled AGAIN TO GET IT OFF YOU --> error: malformed expression
[06:06] <DarkSynnDeSyre> what a fucked up victory.
[06:06] <Cyclone> roll d20+8
[06:06] <Roflcopter> Cyclone rolled d20+8 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{13}
[06:06] * DarkSynnDeSyre says this from the bleachers of course
[06:06] <Cyclone> OMFG
[06:06] <Raptor> roll 4d6+17
[06:06] <Cyclone> NOOOO!!!!
[06:06] <Raptor> ...
[06:06] * Cyclone dies cuz of the stupid golem..
[06:06] <Cyclone> Lol.
[06:07] <Raptor> roll 4d6+17
[06:07] <Raptor> ....
[06:07] <Cyclone> The bot died?
[06:07] <Raptor> josh pinged?
[06:07] <Raptor> one second then
[06:07] <Raptor> roll d20
[06:07] <Cyclone> k
[06:07] <Roflcopter> Raptor rolled 4d6+17 --> [ 4d6=9 ]{26}
[06:07] <Roflcopter> Raptor rolled 4d6+17 --> [ 4d6=11 ]{28}
[06:07] <Roflcopter> Raptor rolled d20 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{18}
[06:07] <Cyclone> there it is >>
[06:07] <Raptor> THERE IT GOES
[06:07] <Cyclone> GOD DAMN STUPID IRON GOLEM FALLIN ON ME N SHIT
[06:07] <Raptor> CYCLONE IS AT -5 HOWEVER HE HAS DIE HARD
[06:07] <Raptor> HE HAS ONE MORE ATTEMPT
[06:07] <Raptor> ROLL IT
[06:07] <Roflcopter> Raptor rolled IT --> error: malformed expression
[06:08] * Cyclone tries one last time with all hisf ucking might and will get pissed if he rolls 13 again
[06:08] <Cyclone> roll d20+8
[06:08] <Roflcopter> Cyclone rolled d20+8 --> [ 1d20=5 ]{13}
[06:08] <Cyclone> OMG!@!!!!
[06:08] <Cyclone> NO FUCKING WYA?!?!?!
[06:08] <DarkSynnDeSyre> ROFL
[06:08] <DarkSynnDeSyre> lmao
[06:08] <Autumn_Rains> "Well, at least it didn't take your bones"
[06:08] <Cyclone> You gotta be shitting me?!
[06:08] <Raptor> ITS A DRAW....
[06:08] <Cyclone> Lol
[06:08] <Raptor> BOTH ARE DEAD
[06:08] <Cyclone> GOd damn golem!
[06:08] <DarkSynnDeSyre> roll d20+8
[06:08] <Roflcopter> DarkSynnDeSyre rolled d20+8 --> [ 1d20=19 ]{27}
[06:08] <Cyclone> I cannot believe it
[06:08] <Cyclone> That I got a fucking 13
[06:08] * DarkSynnDeSyre didn't get a 13
[06:08] <Cyclone> Three times in a row!
[06:08] <Raptor> LOL!
[06:08] <Cyclone> STFU LEI!
[06:08] <Raptor> LEI
[06:08] * Cyclone bites her
[06:08] <Raptor> JUST
[06:08] <Raptor> GOT
[06:08] <Raptor> THE DC
[06:08] <Raptor> LMFAO....
[06:08] <Cyclone> I KNOW
[06:08] * Cyclone bites her really hard..
[06:08] * Cyclone takes her into the back and does..'things' to her
[06:09] <Raptor> LOOK AT IT THIS WAY YOU WON....KINDA....
[06:09] * DarkSynnDeSyre tries not to like it!
[06:09] <Cyclone> I did
[06:09] <Cyclone> BUt it crushed me
[06:09] <Cyclone> So no I didn't?!
[06:09] <Raptor> THATS WHAT FUCKS YOU
[06:09] <Autumn_Rains> roll 20+8
[06:09] <Roflcopter> Autumn_Rains rolled 20+8 --> {28}
[06:09] <Cyclone> A draw is a loss in my book!
[06:09] <DarkSynnDeSyre> rofl fatass'd golem
[06:09] <Cyclone> Lol
[06:09] <Autumn_Rains> haha
[06:09] <Cyclone> And she wins too!
[06:09] <Raptor> LOL BETH....
[06:09] <Cyclone> WTF?!
[06:09] <Cyclone> DICE HATE ME!@!@@@

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lmfao this one is classic...seriously just as you die the damn crowd rolls and gets the save...lmfao

[cyclone]

Yea and the bastards couldn't help me!! Lmao!!

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For some reason, you shouting g**damn reminds me of South Park...

"G**damn Mongowians! Twying to bweak down my waw!!"

Yeah. So. I laughed.

[cyclone]

LOL South Park = Hilarious