Post by TorridLife on Apr 21, 2014 12:45:49 GMT -5
Post by TorridLife on Apr 19, 2014 at 10:51pm
12[18:11] * +Arianda`Vanhaiden would notice the shiny thing on the floor and blinks "wait...something is here" she doesn't pick it up yet having heard of shiny things usually being a trap but she didn't know any better either so...she picks it up seeing is a coin "hey must be my lucky day hah hah"
12[18:15] * +Gwynn Smirked as she heard Kylee and then watched Ari and frowned. Reached for her crossbow and a bolt at the same time, this way she could be ready in case there might be an ambush. Kinda backed up a couple steps and went ahead and loaded her crossbow, figuring it better to be prepped than not at all. "Could be a trap too, be watchful." she whispered.
11[18:15] <TorridLife> THE COIN VANISHES FROM ARIA'S HAND. "BE IT YOUR LUCKY DAY? IT IS NOW LASS? OR BE IT MY LUCKY DAY TO FIND A PRETTY LITTLE GIRL THAT COULD POLISH MY SHILLELAGH ALL DAY LONG." THERE AHEAD OF YOU GUYS WAS A SHORT LITTLE MANY THAT HAD POINTY EARS GREEN EYES AND A WICKED LITTLE GIRN. "NOW WHAT BRINGS A LOT OF YOU TRAMPLING THROUGH MY HOUSE?"
12[18:19] * +Arianda`Vanhaiden ain't polishing shit...the man is creepy and looks like a pervert ass so she kinda wanders by the vigil xale and kinda slinks over by him as if saying hah hah nope po-lice mothafucka.she lets them speak tho she lead them here she wasnt going to interrogate shillegah-rod-man.
[18:19] <+Xale> Fuck man. The name's probably longer than the product. With you point-ears I can hardly tell which way you bend. But since you've announced your position. Why don't you tell us where you took the little girl in a checkered dress before I turn you into a sword swallower?"
12[18:21] * +Kylee shook her head slightly at the man's comment. She remained crouched down, peering through the brush as she lifted her bow, keeping it aimed at him. She held the arrow for now, though was ready to fire in case the man went all violent. Her movements were slow and subtle, to not draw any attention to herself.
12[18:22] * +Gwynn Just...tries to not crack up at all the innuendo's. So she just shakes her head while watching Aria try to hide. Once she got her crossbow loaded, she casually slung it up on her shoulder, staring at the pedo-midget.
11[18:25] <TorridLife> THE SHORT MAN LEERED AT ARIA AS SHE HIDES BEHIND XALE. HE LOOKS TO XALE. "I MAY LIKE MY LASSES YOUNG BUT THAT IS TOO YOUNG FOR ME LADDY. BESIDES I LIKE MY LASSES BUSTY. UNLESS YOU LIKE A RIDE ON MY SHILLELAGH TOO LADDY." HE WOULD GRAB HIS CROTCH IN A LEWD MANNER TO XALE. "I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THOUGH, LET ME HAVE THAT LASS FOR AN HOUR AND I'LL TELL YOU WHICH WAY YOUR LITTLE LASS WENT."
12[18:33] * +Kylee let the others deal with the perverted midget, slipping back quietly and taking a wide circle around the group. She moved slowly, her eyes scanning for signs of the girl having been moving in a certain way. She also kept an eye out for signs of the horses, not in the mood to run in to the soldiers. She remained crouched down, using the brush to shield her.
12[18:33] * +Xale right about the point this leprechaun was shooting off his mouth and grabbing his junk, Xale just stepped up and straight punted him in the balls with an armored combat boot. The force of the blow got some brief lift off, and when the leprechaun was keeling over in pain, cuffs locked onto the little motherfucker's arms.
12[18:35] * +Arianda`Vanhaiden blinks slightly at the nut kick and the cuffing "ok then..." she won't argue she isn't going to be no porno midget's toy for a hour fuck that "i'd hit him with my whip but i think he'd like that..."
11[18:37] <TorridLife> THE MIDGET GROANS BUT WAS IT PAIN OR PLEASURE. "I KNEW YOU FLOATED THAT WAY LADDY. NO NEED TO BE SO ROUGH, PLENTY OF ME TO GO AROUND. AYE LASS YOU CAN WHIP THE TIP ALL DAY LONG." HE STRUGGLES SLIGHTLY AGAINST THE MANACLES. "ALRIGHT LADDY YOU GOT WHAT DO YOU WANT? a LITTLE HIDE AND POKE."
12[18:37] * +Gwynn Smirked as she looked to the leprechaun. "Just could've made this easier on yourself by simply answering the question. Now tell us where the kid is or I'm going to...." Thought a moment. Ahhh, she had it. "I'll sing the most annoying songs I can thing of." she said with a wickedly mischievious grin. No better way to torture folks than sing annoying songs...and get the lyrics stuck
12[18:37] * +Gwynn in thier heads.
[18:40] <+Xale> "Actually, I was thinking a little golf." He kicked the midget over, and then kicked his legs wider. He put up his shield, and grabbed his sword in both hands. He was whistling, lining up the blade of the longsword against his balls, and then drawing back, practicing a twist in his hips. "I wonder if I should yell fore! when I swing? What do you girls think?" He had a cheerful grin,...
[18:40] <+Xale> ...swinging the sword about, stepping on one of the spread legs to pin him down. "If we can't go back about our quest, we'll need other ways to amuse ourselves."
12[18:44] * +Arianda`Vanhaiden watches xale for a moment she had no idea what this thing was but it just got kicked in the nuts and he didnt seem affected much "ummm..." she thinks for a moment "i think he'd like that but i wonder if he'd like a hole in one with that longsword of yours if you get what i mean..."
12[18:50] * +Kylee let the others amuse themselves on harassing the man, her eyes spotting the smoke to the north. She continued to move forward slowly and quietly, slipping closer to the smoke, keeping her eyes scanning around her for signs of anyone else that was near her.
11[18:51] <TorridLife> THE MIDGET GRUNT AS HE IS KICKED OVER. "FINE FINE. THAT LITTLE LASS THAT YOUR LOOKING FOR CAME THROUGH THIS WAY BUT SHE WAS NOT ALONE. SHE WAS WITH A MAN ON A HORSE. THEY HEADED NORTH OF HERE. THAT WAS ABOUT HALF AN HOUR AGO." HE GAVE A KISSY FACE TO ARIA. "A BIT OF LUCK FOR YOUR TRAVELS LASS"
12[18:54] * +Gwynn Wasn't harrassing him, though she looked to Xale. "How would you like for someone to play golf with your balls?" she mused. Eyed the Leprechaun. "See...it wasn't that damned hard. Your still coming with us though, cause if your fibbing, I'm going to be disappointed." Sighs. "Oh yeah...I know your a Leprechuan, therefore a trickster, so if you are tricking us, I'm going to be even
12[18:54] * +Gwynn more disappointed. So who was this asshat kidnapping the lil girl? Was in a uniform?"
12[18:56] * +Arianda`Vanhaiden stays away from creepy molester man she wonders where kylee went too she looks around for her not seeing her "ummm..where the other lady go" she asks before turning back to xale and watching him do his interogation".
[18:57] <+Xale> Apologies, miss. I cannot let such scum walk this earth." And if he wasn't interrupted, he would plunge the longsword cleanly into where the midget's heart would be, stopping with a swift wrench of the blade to be thorough before drawing it out. He'd then collect his manacles if it looked like the thing stayed dead. Wiping his blade free, he'd sheathe it again. "We can probably find out...
[18:57] <+Xale> ...what we need by following the hoof tracks."
12[18:11] * +Arianda`Vanhaiden would notice the shiny thing on the floor and blinks "wait...something is here" she doesn't pick it up yet having heard of shiny things usually being a trap but she didn't know any better either so...she picks it up seeing is a coin "hey must be my lucky day hah hah"
12[18:15] * +Gwynn Smirked as she heard Kylee and then watched Ari and frowned. Reached for her crossbow and a bolt at the same time, this way she could be ready in case there might be an ambush. Kinda backed up a couple steps and went ahead and loaded her crossbow, figuring it better to be prepped than not at all. "Could be a trap too, be watchful." she whispered.
11[18:15] <TorridLife> THE COIN VANISHES FROM ARIA'S HAND. "BE IT YOUR LUCKY DAY? IT IS NOW LASS? OR BE IT MY LUCKY DAY TO FIND A PRETTY LITTLE GIRL THAT COULD POLISH MY SHILLELAGH ALL DAY LONG." THERE AHEAD OF YOU GUYS WAS A SHORT LITTLE MANY THAT HAD POINTY EARS GREEN EYES AND A WICKED LITTLE GIRN. "NOW WHAT BRINGS A LOT OF YOU TRAMPLING THROUGH MY HOUSE?"
12[18:19] * +Arianda`Vanhaiden ain't polishing shit...the man is creepy and looks like a pervert ass so she kinda wanders by the vigil xale and kinda slinks over by him as if saying hah hah nope po-lice mothafucka.she lets them speak tho she lead them here she wasnt going to interrogate shillegah-rod-man.
[18:19] <+Xale> Fuck man. The name's probably longer than the product. With you point-ears I can hardly tell which way you bend. But since you've announced your position. Why don't you tell us where you took the little girl in a checkered dress before I turn you into a sword swallower?"
12[18:21] * +Kylee shook her head slightly at the man's comment. She remained crouched down, peering through the brush as she lifted her bow, keeping it aimed at him. She held the arrow for now, though was ready to fire in case the man went all violent. Her movements were slow and subtle, to not draw any attention to herself.
12[18:22] * +Gwynn Just...tries to not crack up at all the innuendo's. So she just shakes her head while watching Aria try to hide. Once she got her crossbow loaded, she casually slung it up on her shoulder, staring at the pedo-midget.
11[18:25] <TorridLife> THE SHORT MAN LEERED AT ARIA AS SHE HIDES BEHIND XALE. HE LOOKS TO XALE. "I MAY LIKE MY LASSES YOUNG BUT THAT IS TOO YOUNG FOR ME LADDY. BESIDES I LIKE MY LASSES BUSTY. UNLESS YOU LIKE A RIDE ON MY SHILLELAGH TOO LADDY." HE WOULD GRAB HIS CROTCH IN A LEWD MANNER TO XALE. "I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THOUGH, LET ME HAVE THAT LASS FOR AN HOUR AND I'LL TELL YOU WHICH WAY YOUR LITTLE LASS WENT."
12[18:33] * +Kylee let the others deal with the perverted midget, slipping back quietly and taking a wide circle around the group. She moved slowly, her eyes scanning for signs of the girl having been moving in a certain way. She also kept an eye out for signs of the horses, not in the mood to run in to the soldiers. She remained crouched down, using the brush to shield her.
12[18:33] * +Xale right about the point this leprechaun was shooting off his mouth and grabbing his junk, Xale just stepped up and straight punted him in the balls with an armored combat boot. The force of the blow got some brief lift off, and when the leprechaun was keeling over in pain, cuffs locked onto the little motherfucker's arms.
12[18:35] * +Arianda`Vanhaiden blinks slightly at the nut kick and the cuffing "ok then..." she won't argue she isn't going to be no porno midget's toy for a hour fuck that "i'd hit him with my whip but i think he'd like that..."
11[18:37] <TorridLife> THE MIDGET GROANS BUT WAS IT PAIN OR PLEASURE. "I KNEW YOU FLOATED THAT WAY LADDY. NO NEED TO BE SO ROUGH, PLENTY OF ME TO GO AROUND. AYE LASS YOU CAN WHIP THE TIP ALL DAY LONG." HE STRUGGLES SLIGHTLY AGAINST THE MANACLES. "ALRIGHT LADDY YOU GOT WHAT DO YOU WANT? a LITTLE HIDE AND POKE."
12[18:37] * +Gwynn Smirked as she looked to the leprechaun. "Just could've made this easier on yourself by simply answering the question. Now tell us where the kid is or I'm going to...." Thought a moment. Ahhh, she had it. "I'll sing the most annoying songs I can thing of." she said with a wickedly mischievious grin. No better way to torture folks than sing annoying songs...and get the lyrics stuck
12[18:37] * +Gwynn in thier heads.
[18:40] <+Xale> "Actually, I was thinking a little golf." He kicked the midget over, and then kicked his legs wider. He put up his shield, and grabbed his sword in both hands. He was whistling, lining up the blade of the longsword against his balls, and then drawing back, practicing a twist in his hips. "I wonder if I should yell fore! when I swing? What do you girls think?" He had a cheerful grin,...
[18:40] <+Xale> ...swinging the sword about, stepping on one of the spread legs to pin him down. "If we can't go back about our quest, we'll need other ways to amuse ourselves."
12[18:44] * +Arianda`Vanhaiden watches xale for a moment she had no idea what this thing was but it just got kicked in the nuts and he didnt seem affected much "ummm..." she thinks for a moment "i think he'd like that but i wonder if he'd like a hole in one with that longsword of yours if you get what i mean..."
12[18:50] * +Kylee let the others amuse themselves on harassing the man, her eyes spotting the smoke to the north. She continued to move forward slowly and quietly, slipping closer to the smoke, keeping her eyes scanning around her for signs of anyone else that was near her.
11[18:51] <TorridLife> THE MIDGET GRUNT AS HE IS KICKED OVER. "FINE FINE. THAT LITTLE LASS THAT YOUR LOOKING FOR CAME THROUGH THIS WAY BUT SHE WAS NOT ALONE. SHE WAS WITH A MAN ON A HORSE. THEY HEADED NORTH OF HERE. THAT WAS ABOUT HALF AN HOUR AGO." HE GAVE A KISSY FACE TO ARIA. "A BIT OF LUCK FOR YOUR TRAVELS LASS"
12[18:54] * +Gwynn Wasn't harrassing him, though she looked to Xale. "How would you like for someone to play golf with your balls?" she mused. Eyed the Leprechaun. "See...it wasn't that damned hard. Your still coming with us though, cause if your fibbing, I'm going to be disappointed." Sighs. "Oh yeah...I know your a Leprechuan, therefore a trickster, so if you are tricking us, I'm going to be even
12[18:54] * +Gwynn more disappointed. So who was this asshat kidnapping the lil girl? Was in a uniform?"
12[18:56] * +Arianda`Vanhaiden stays away from creepy molester man she wonders where kylee went too she looks around for her not seeing her "ummm..where the other lady go" she asks before turning back to xale and watching him do his interogation".
[18:57] <+Xale> Apologies, miss. I cannot let such scum walk this earth." And if he wasn't interrupted, he would plunge the longsword cleanly into where the midget's heart would be, stopping with a swift wrench of the blade to be thorough before drawing it out. He'd then collect his manacles if it looked like the thing stayed dead. Wiping his blade free, he'd sheathe it again. "We can probably find out...
[18:57] <+Xale> ...what we need by following the hoof tracks."
