Chester the molester

[TorridLife]

Post by TorridLife on Apr 19, 2014 at 11:22pm
[18:16] <+Arianda`Vanhaiden> ...
[18:16] <+Xale> It's Chester the Molester
11[18:16] <@TorridLife> lol
[18:16] <+Gwynn> lol
12[18:16] * +Arianda`Vanhaiden needs a adult icly is 16 is also jail bait
[18:16] <+Arianda`Vanhaiden> go wai molester man
11[18:16] <@TorridLife> lol
[18:17] <+Arianda`Vanhaiden> why you bullshit heather lol
[18:17] <+Arianda`Vanhaiden> polish my shillelagh
11[18:17] <@TorridLife> lol
[18:19] <+Gwynn> It's that damned midget Leprachaun from the horror flick
[18:19] <+Arianda`Vanhaiden> lol
[18:26] <+Xale> Can he attempt a stunning fist kick to the nuts?
11[18:26] <@TorridLife> >.< *couldn't type that with a straight face*
[18:26] <+Arianda`Vanhaiden> ...
11[18:27] <@TorridLife> Uh sure
[18:27] <+Xale> Mainly to make him talk lol
[18:27] <+Arianda`Vanhaiden> lol...
[18:27] <+Xale> I really hope this works, for humor
[18:28] <+Xale> ready for it?
11[18:28] <@TorridLife> yep
[18:28] <+Arianda`Vanhaiden> well even if you crit theres no way you can kill him lol
[18:28] <+Arianda`Vanhaiden> fucking fey DR
[18:28] <+Xale> roll 1d20+4
[18:28] <@Vanilla> Xale rolled 1d20+4 --> [ 1d20=12 ]{16}
[18:28] <+Xale> Score
11[18:28] <@TorridLife> yep
[18:28] <+Xale> Fort DC 13 only
[18:28] <+Xale> roll 1d6+4
[18:28] <@Vanilla> Xale rolled 1d6+4 --> [ 1d6=1 ]{5}
[18:28] <+Arianda`Vanhaiden> ...
[18:28] <+Arianda`Vanhaiden> 0 damage
[18:28] <+Arianda`Vanhaiden> thats some bullshit lol
11[18:28] <@TorridLife> lol
[18:29] <+Xale> still a fort check to the nuts
11[18:29] <@TorridLife> roll d20+2
[18:29] <@Vanilla> TorridLife rolled d20+2 --> [ 1d20=3 ]{5}
11[18:29] <@TorridLifee> lmao
[18:29] <+Xale> hahah
[18:29] <+Xale> Can Xale shackle him with manacles while stunned?
[18:29] <+Arianda`Vanhaiden> typically if you roll 0 damage any after effect is auto negated but yeah..lol still funny fuck that midget
[18:29] <+Arianda`Vanhaiden> he can have kylee
[18:29] <+Xale> hahaha
11[18:29] <@TorridLife> lol
[18:29] <+Kylee> fuck no
[18:30] <+Arianda`Vanhaiden> well he said he didnt like flatchested
12[18:30] * +Arianda`Vanhaidenn thumbs gwynn the rithian
11[18:30] <@TorridLife> lol
[18:30] <+Arianda`Vanhaiden> asian dun have no boobs!
12[18:30] * +Gwynn glares
[18:30] <+Arianda`Vanhaiden> >.>
11[18:30] <@TorridLife> lol
[18:31] <+Gwynn> she has enough boobage...she's just -not- sharing it cause no one loves her
[18:31] <+Xale> Alright, with a round of stun, can Xale clip manacles on his ass?
11[18:31] <@TorridLife> Sure
[18:31] <+Arianda`Vanhaiden> dont let him go lol
[18:32] <+Xale> "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of being a minotaur's cellmate. You have the right to vasoline. If you do not exercise these rights, you have the right to hemorrhoids."
[18:32] <+Arianda`Vanhaiden> this little shit gets away we'll never find him lol
[18:32] <+Arianda`Vanhaiden> the Viganda rights?
11[18:33] <@TorridLife> lol
[18:33] <+Arianda`Vanhaiden> wait...that so didnt sound right at all
[18:33] <+Gwynn> lol
[18:33] <+Arianda`Vanhaiden> yeah let me rethink that one
[18:33] <+Arianda`Vanhaiden> i got nothing busy laughing at all of it
[18:33] <+Arianda`Vanhaiden> just waiting for xale to post lol
[18:33] <+Arianda`Vanhaiden> lol..
[18:38] <+Arianda`Vanhaiden> i'd whip him but im scared too
[18:38] <+Gwynn> lol
11[18:39] <@TorridLife> LOL