Post by TorridLife on Oct 20, 2014 20:35:39 GMT -5
06[7:11] <@torridlife> THE CLEANING CREW COMES IN TO CLEAN UP THE WATER ELEMENTAL. ONCE THEY LEAVE THE LIYAN WOMAN ANNOUNCES THAT ITS THE LAST FIGHT AND IT WILL BE GOOD ONE. "DOWN TO JUST THE THREE OF YOU NOW MY PRETTIES" JUST THEN THE CHAIR TO THE RIGHT OPENS UP AND A PERSON WALKS OUT AND SETS DOWN A BIG THRONE CHAIR. HE RUNS BACK JUST AS THE GATE WAS CLOSING. ROLL INIT!
10[7:16] * +Temujin_Silvermyst misses a fourth time... yes, he misses "A stationary object!" he shouts as loudly as his can, he stares intently at the bow in his hands. "No! I will not sell you... I will turn you into toothpicks you piece of junk!"
10[7:22] * +Sariel stares at the chair and just..runs towards it the 3'6 little fey touched shoulder tackles the chair knocking it over and getting behind it!
10[7:28] * +Sariel richie would make its way to the chair and peck it.
10[7:29] * +Temujin_Silvermyst takes a seat on the throne and announces "I am king! King of this chair... and king of this soil." he kicks some dirt around as he sits on the chair.
10[7:32] * +Sariel just watches temu sit on the chair "..." she doesnt know what to say regarding that so she smacks the side of the chair
10[7:40] * +Temujin_Silvermyst lays on top of the broken and shattered chair... he glances over to his bow and yells at it. "You see this!? You see what happened to this chair!? Well you're next you're wooden bastard."
[7:13] <+Sariel> wtf
[7:13] <+Sariel> why this dude in a throne
[7:13] <+Sariel> lol
06[7:14] <@torridlife> Oh no
06[7:14] <@torridlife> Its just the Throne chair there its 30ft from you guys
06[7:14] <@torridlife> Init order--
06[7:14] <@torridlife> Temu 13
06[7:14] <@torridlife> Sariel 13
06[7:14] <@torridlife> Chair 9
06[7:14] <@torridlife> Richie 4---Round 1
06[7:15] <@torridlife> Temu go!
[7:15] <+Temujin_Silvermyst> Temujin notches an arrow (61 Remaining) and fires it into the throne! (3 arrows on ground)
06[7:15] <@torridlife> .roll it
[7:15] <+Temujin_Silvermyst> roll d20+5
[7:15] <@vanilla> Temujin_Silvermyst rolled d20+5 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{9}
06[7:16] <@torridlife> lol misses
[7:16] <+Temujin_Silvermyst> >,<
06[7:16] <@torridlife> Sairel go!
[7:16] <+Sariel> ....
[7:16] <+Sariel> i kinda wanna sit on it
06[7:17] <@torridlife> lol
[7:17] <+Sariel> so
[7:17] <+Sariel> wtf is the target
[7:17] <+Sariel> the chair and a dude?
[7:17] <+Temujin_Silvermyst> It's just a chair. No dude.
[7:17] <+Sariel> ....
06[7:17] <@torridlife> Its just the chair
[7:17] <+Sariel> imma ummmm
06[7:17] * @torridlife is laughing so hard right now lol
[7:18] <+Sariel> imma overun the chair DM plz swift action aspect of the bull on sariel +2 str
[7:18] <+Sariel> 3/4 left 1 minute duration
06[7:19] <@torridlife> okay roll it
[7:19] <+Sariel> roll d20+5+2+1
[7:19] <@vanilla> Sariel rolled d20+5+2+1 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{18}
[7:19] <+Sariel> YEAH
[7:20] <+Sariel> did i get the CMD? <.<
06[7:20] <@torridlife> yes you did
[7:20] <+Sariel> i think i knocked it prone...
10[7:20] * +Sariel can't stop laughing >.<
06[7:20] <@torridlife> Yes its knocked over
[7:20] <+Sariel> fuck
[7:20] <+Sariel> i need to piss hold on im laughing tio hard imma piss myself
06[7:20] <@torridlife> lmao
[7:21] <+Sariel> ok
[7:21] <+Sariel> im behind it now
06[7:21] <@torridlife> Chair's go
[7:22] <+Sariel> ...
06[7:22] <@torridlife> it gets up from the prone postions Sariel gets an aoo >.<
[7:22] <+Sariel> ...
[7:22] <+Sariel> dqad
10[7:22] * +Sariel breathes
[7:22] <+Sariel> roll d20+8+1 aoo
[7:22] <@vanilla> Sariel rolled d20+8+1 aoo --> [ 1d20=3 ]{12}
06[7:22] <@torridlife> misses
[7:22] <+Sariel> ...
06[7:23] <@torridlife> Richie's go!
[7:24] <+Sariel> ....
[7:24] <+Sariel> richie shits on the chair
[7:24] <+Sariel> no he walks to the chair and pecks it...
06[7:24] <@torridlife> lol
06[7:24] <@torridlife> .roll it
[7:25] <+Sariel> roll d20+7+4+1-2 flanking of sariel (pa)
[7:25] <@vanilla> Sariel rolled d20+7+4+1-2 flanking of sariel (pa) --> [ 1d20=4 ]{14}
06[7:25] <@torridlife> hit!
06[7:25] <@torridlife> .roll dmg
[7:25] <+Sariel> roll 1d8+8+6
[7:25] <@vanilla> Sariel rolled 1d8+8+6 --> [ 1d8=8 ]{22}
[7:25] <+Sariel> rofl
06[7:25] <@torridlife> rofl
10[7:25] * +Sariel fucked that chair up
[7:25] <+Sariel> prob has DR like a mfer tho
06[7:26] <@torridlife> Init order--
06[7:26] <@torridlife> Temu 13
06[7:26] <@torridlife> Sariel 13
06[7:26] <@torridlife> Chair 9
06[7:26] <@torridlife> Richie 4---Round 2
06[7:26] <@torridlife> Temu go!
[7:26] <+Temujin_Silvermyst> Hmm well I have literally messed up on everything else so far. Might as well mess this up to.
[7:26] <+Temujin_Silvermyst> Temujin tries to approach the chair and then sit on it.
[7:27] <+Sariel> ...
06[7:27] <@torridlife> ...
[7:27] <+Sariel> ok im dying here
06[7:27] <@torridlife> rofl
[7:27] <+Sariel> i cant see i got tears in my eyes
[7:27] <+Sariel> hiccuping
06[7:27] <@torridlife> okay you need to roll your cmb
[7:27] <+Sariel> d20+5
[7:28] <+Temujin_Silvermyst> roll d20+5
[7:28] <@vanilla> Temujin_Silvermyst rolled d20+5 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{23}
[7:28] <+Sariel> ...
06[7:28] <@torridlife> You have the chair grappled!
[7:28] <+Sariel> ....
[7:28] <+Sariel> thats fucked up
[7:28] <+Temujin_Silvermyst> lol
06[7:28] * @torridlife is dying over here
[7:28] <+Sariel> i feel sorry if its face was there
06[7:29] <@torridlife> post it up lol
06[7:29] <@torridlife> Sariel go!
06[7:29] <@torridlife> the chair is grappled under Temu rofl
[7:29] <+Sariel> ...
[7:30] <+Sariel> imma flank the chair....off richie and smack the head board...
[7:30] <+Sariel> i think this qualifies as chair rape
[7:30] <+Sariel> NO MEANS YES CHAIR
06[7:30] <@torridlife> >.< roll it
[7:30] <+Sariel> roll d20+8+1+5
[7:30] <@vanilla> Sariel rolled d20+8+1+5 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{28}
06[7:30] <@torridlife> hit!
06[7:31] <@torridlife> .roll dmg
06[7:31] <@torridlife> oh god this is too funny lol
[7:31] <+Sariel> roll 2d4+4
[7:31] <@vanilla> Sariel rolled 2d4+4 --> [ 2d4=4 ]{8}
[7:31] <+Sariel> with the spiked chain...
06[7:32] <@torridlife> >.< its reallllly looking fucked up and shit man like there are parts missing from the back of it and the stuffing is coming out of the cushions. Its all wobbling and shit under temu's weight
06[7:33] <@torridlife> it tries to knock Temu off of it.
10[7:33] * +Temujin_Silvermyst can't wait to see what the chair does now :-?
06[7:33] <@torridlife> roll d20+2
[7:33] <@vanilla> TorridLife rolled d20+2 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{9}
06[7:34] <@torridlife> It fails its still stuck under Temu
[7:34] <+Sariel> ...
06[7:34] <@torridlife> Richie go!
[7:36] <+Sariel> lmfao
[7:36] <+Sariel> ummm
[7:36] <+Sariel> richie is going to peck the leg
[7:36] <+Sariel> power attack >.<
06[7:36] <@torridlife> rofl
06[7:36] <@torridlife> .roll it
[7:36] <+Sariel> roll d20+7+4+1-2 flanking of sariel
[7:36] <@vanilla> Sariel rolled d20+7+4+1-2 flanking of sariel --> [ 1d20=9 ]{19}
06[7:37] <@torridlife> hit!
[7:37] <+Sariel> roll 1d8+8+6
[7:37] <@vanilla> Sariel rolled 1d8+8+6 --> [ 1d8=2 ]{16}
06[7:37] <@torridlife> rofl kdjfkjndsajkf >.<
[7:37] <+Temujin_Silvermyst> Hmmm
06[7:38] <@torridlife> the cahir just breaks under the peck and temu falls on his ass on the pile of broken pieces of the chair.
06[7:38] <@torridlife> Its finished lol
10[7:38] * +Temujin_Silvermyst chuckles
06[7:38] <@torridlife> it only had 1 hp left from Sariel's attack lol
[7:38] <+Temujin_Silvermyst> Heh
[7:38] <+Temujin_Silvermyst> I wish I had another turn.
[7:39] <+Temujin_Silvermyst> I was going to pin it :-P
06[7:39] <@torridlife> so it literally is just a pile of wood under him
06[7:39] <@torridlife> Alright let me tally up the sheet then lol
[7:39] <+Temujin_Silvermyst> It was literally just a chair? Nothing else? hehe
[7:39] <+Sariel> ...
[7:40] <+Sariel> pin it: you farted
[7:40] <+Sariel> leaned back on it
10[7:16] * +Temujin_Silvermyst misses a fourth time... yes, he misses "A stationary object!" he shouts as loudly as his can, he stares intently at the bow in his hands. "No! I will not sell you... I will turn you into toothpicks you piece of junk!"
10[7:22] * +Sariel stares at the chair and just..runs towards it the 3'6 little fey touched shoulder tackles the chair knocking it over and getting behind it!
10[7:28] * +Sariel richie would make its way to the chair and peck it.
10[7:29] * +Temujin_Silvermyst takes a seat on the throne and announces "I am king! King of this chair... and king of this soil." he kicks some dirt around as he sits on the chair.
10[7:32] * +Sariel just watches temu sit on the chair "..." she doesnt know what to say regarding that so she smacks the side of the chair
10[7:40] * +Temujin_Silvermyst lays on top of the broken and shattered chair... he glances over to his bow and yells at it. "You see this!? You see what happened to this chair!? Well you're next you're wooden bastard."
[7:13] <+Sariel> wtf
[7:13] <+Sariel> why this dude in a throne
[7:13] <+Sariel> lol
06[7:14] <@torridlife> Oh no
06[7:14] <@torridlife> Its just the Throne chair there its 30ft from you guys
06[7:14] <@torridlife> Init order--
06[7:14] <@torridlife> Temu 13
06[7:14] <@torridlife> Sariel 13
06[7:14] <@torridlife> Chair 9
06[7:14] <@torridlife> Richie 4---Round 1
06[7:15] <@torridlife> Temu go!
[7:15] <+Temujin_Silvermyst> Temujin notches an arrow (61 Remaining) and fires it into the throne! (3 arrows on ground)
06[7:15] <@torridlife> .roll it
[7:15] <+Temujin_Silvermyst> roll d20+5
[7:15] <@vanilla> Temujin_Silvermyst rolled d20+5 --> [ 1d20=4 ]{9}
06[7:16] <@torridlife> lol misses
[7:16] <+Temujin_Silvermyst> >,<
06[7:16] <@torridlife> Sairel go!
[7:16] <+Sariel> ....
[7:16] <+Sariel> i kinda wanna sit on it
06[7:17] <@torridlife> lol
[7:17] <+Sariel> so
[7:17] <+Sariel> wtf is the target
[7:17] <+Sariel> the chair and a dude?
[7:17] <+Temujin_Silvermyst> It's just a chair. No dude.
[7:17] <+Sariel> ....
06[7:17] <@torridlife> Its just the chair
[7:17] <+Sariel> imma ummmm
06[7:17] * @torridlife is laughing so hard right now lol
[7:18] <+Sariel> imma overun the chair DM plz swift action aspect of the bull on sariel +2 str
[7:18] <+Sariel> 3/4 left 1 minute duration
06[7:19] <@torridlife> okay roll it
[7:19] <+Sariel> roll d20+5+2+1
[7:19] <@vanilla> Sariel rolled d20+5+2+1 --> [ 1d20=10 ]{18}
[7:19] <+Sariel> YEAH
[7:20] <+Sariel> did i get the CMD? <.<
06[7:20] <@torridlife> yes you did
[7:20] <+Sariel> i think i knocked it prone...
10[7:20] * +Sariel can't stop laughing >.<
06[7:20] <@torridlife> Yes its knocked over
[7:20] <+Sariel> fuck
[7:20] <+Sariel> i need to piss hold on im laughing tio hard imma piss myself
06[7:20] <@torridlife> lmao
[7:21] <+Sariel> ok
[7:21] <+Sariel> im behind it now
06[7:21] <@torridlife> Chair's go
[7:22] <+Sariel> ...
06[7:22] <@torridlife> it gets up from the prone postions Sariel gets an aoo >.<
[7:22] <+Sariel> ...
[7:22] <+Sariel> dqad
10[7:22] * +Sariel breathes
[7:22] <+Sariel> roll d20+8+1 aoo
[7:22] <@vanilla> Sariel rolled d20+8+1 aoo --> [ 1d20=3 ]{12}
06[7:22] <@torridlife> misses
[7:22] <+Sariel> ...
06[7:23] <@torridlife> Richie's go!
[7:24] <+Sariel> ....
[7:24] <+Sariel> richie shits on the chair
[7:24] <+Sariel> no he walks to the chair and pecks it...
06[7:24] <@torridlife> lol
06[7:24] <@torridlife> .roll it
[7:25] <+Sariel> roll d20+7+4+1-2 flanking of sariel (pa)
[7:25] <@vanilla> Sariel rolled d20+7+4+1-2 flanking of sariel (pa) --> [ 1d20=4 ]{14}
06[7:25] <@torridlife> hit!
06[7:25] <@torridlife> .roll dmg
[7:25] <+Sariel> roll 1d8+8+6
[7:25] <@vanilla> Sariel rolled 1d8+8+6 --> [ 1d8=8 ]{22}
[7:25] <+Sariel> rofl
06[7:25] <@torridlife> rofl
10[7:25] * +Sariel fucked that chair up
[7:25] <+Sariel> prob has DR like a mfer tho
06[7:26] <@torridlife> Init order--
06[7:26] <@torridlife> Temu 13
06[7:26] <@torridlife> Sariel 13
06[7:26] <@torridlife> Chair 9
06[7:26] <@torridlife> Richie 4---Round 2
06[7:26] <@torridlife> Temu go!
[7:26] <+Temujin_Silvermyst> Hmm well I have literally messed up on everything else so far. Might as well mess this up to.
[7:26] <+Temujin_Silvermyst> Temujin tries to approach the chair and then sit on it.
[7:27] <+Sariel> ...
06[7:27] <@torridlife> ...
[7:27] <+Sariel> ok im dying here
06[7:27] <@torridlife> rofl
[7:27] <+Sariel> i cant see i got tears in my eyes
[7:27] <+Sariel> hiccuping
06[7:27] <@torridlife> okay you need to roll your cmb
[7:27] <+Sariel> d20+5
[7:28] <+Temujin_Silvermyst> roll d20+5
[7:28] <@vanilla> Temujin_Silvermyst rolled d20+5 --> [ 1d20=18 ]{23}
[7:28] <+Sariel> ...
06[7:28] <@torridlife> You have the chair grappled!
[7:28] <+Sariel> ....
[7:28] <+Sariel> thats fucked up
[7:28] <+Temujin_Silvermyst> lol
06[7:28] * @torridlife is dying over here
[7:28] <+Sariel> i feel sorry if its face was there
06[7:29] <@torridlife> post it up lol
06[7:29] <@torridlife> Sariel go!
06[7:29] <@torridlife> the chair is grappled under Temu rofl
[7:29] <+Sariel> ...
[7:30] <+Sariel> imma flank the chair....off richie and smack the head board...
[7:30] <+Sariel> i think this qualifies as chair rape
[7:30] <+Sariel> NO MEANS YES CHAIR
06[7:30] <@torridlife> >.< roll it
[7:30] <+Sariel> roll d20+8+1+5
[7:30] <@vanilla> Sariel rolled d20+8+1+5 --> [ 1d20=14 ]{28}
06[7:30] <@torridlife> hit!
06[7:31] <@torridlife> .roll dmg
06[7:31] <@torridlife> oh god this is too funny lol
[7:31] <+Sariel> roll 2d4+4
[7:31] <@vanilla> Sariel rolled 2d4+4 --> [ 2d4=4 ]{8}
[7:31] <+Sariel> with the spiked chain...
06[7:32] <@torridlife> >.< its reallllly looking fucked up and shit man like there are parts missing from the back of it and the stuffing is coming out of the cushions. Its all wobbling and shit under temu's weight
06[7:33] <@torridlife> it tries to knock Temu off of it.
10[7:33] * +Temujin_Silvermyst can't wait to see what the chair does now :-?
06[7:33] <@torridlife> roll d20+2
[7:33] <@vanilla> TorridLife rolled d20+2 --> [ 1d20=7 ]{9}
06[7:34] <@torridlife> It fails its still stuck under Temu
[7:34] <+Sariel> ...
06[7:34] <@torridlife> Richie go!
[7:36] <+Sariel> lmfao
[7:36] <+Sariel> ummm
[7:36] <+Sariel> richie is going to peck the leg
[7:36] <+Sariel> power attack >.<
06[7:36] <@torridlife> rofl
06[7:36] <@torridlife> .roll it
[7:36] <+Sariel> roll d20+7+4+1-2 flanking of sariel
[7:36] <@vanilla> Sariel rolled d20+7+4+1-2 flanking of sariel --> [ 1d20=9 ]{19}
06[7:37] <@torridlife> hit!
[7:37] <+Sariel> roll 1d8+8+6
[7:37] <@vanilla> Sariel rolled 1d8+8+6 --> [ 1d8=2 ]{16}
06[7:37] <@torridlife> rofl kdjfkjndsajkf >.<
[7:37] <+Temujin_Silvermyst> Hmmm
06[7:38] <@torridlife> the cahir just breaks under the peck and temu falls on his ass on the pile of broken pieces of the chair.
06[7:38] <@torridlife> Its finished lol
10[7:38] * +Temujin_Silvermyst chuckles
06[7:38] <@torridlife> it only had 1 hp left from Sariel's attack lol
[7:38] <+Temujin_Silvermyst> Heh
[7:38] <+Temujin_Silvermyst> I wish I had another turn.
[7:39] <+Temujin_Silvermyst> I was going to pin it :-P
06[7:39] <@torridlife> so it literally is just a pile of wood under him
06[7:39] <@torridlife> Alright let me tally up the sheet then lol
[7:39] <+Temujin_Silvermyst> It was literally just a chair? Nothing else? hehe
[7:39] <+Sariel> ...
[7:40] <+Sariel> pin it: you farted
[7:40] <+Sariel> leaned back on it
